I'm in high school. I have Black Widow's hair.

shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again

shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again

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twistedtwinsproductions:




I am in tears laughing at this. It only gets funnier the longer you look at it.

twistedtwinsproductions:

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I am in tears laughing at this. It only gets funnier the longer you look at it.

(Source: foodfinisher, via smosh)

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mokozuu:

im never going to the island again

(via fuckyeah-animalcrossing)

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staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

(via consultingthetardis)

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via ven0moth)

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via turtle-mode-activate)

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

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